Funny Quotes · Page 112

The world is literally about to blow up,

— Lindsey Graham

If it looks good, it will fly good.

— Bill Lear

I had imaginary friends and even they were mean to me.

— Olivia Wilde

If we must suffer, let us suffer nobly.

— Victor Hugo

When you love what you do, you can work all the time,

— Peter Mulvey

When too perfect, lieber Gott böse.

— Nam June Paik

Everybody loves a winner, but nobody loves a winner.

— Steven Spielberg

There is a God, and his name is Aristophanes.

— Harold Bloom

Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

— Nikhil Saluja

There is no flattery so adroit or effectual as that of implicit assent.

— William Hazlitt

GOLDEN WORDS ARE NOT REPETED AGAIN AND AGAIN...BECAUSE THE GOLD VALUE IS VERY HIGH...HAHAHAHA

— Sudhakar

I'll be ready in 5 minutes is exactly the same as I'll be home in 5 minutes.

— Ewshy

All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.. :P

— Ritu Ghatourey

It's so cute when the baby thinks it's going to steal attention from us.

— Anonymous

That sad moment when you can feel you and your best friend slowly drifting apart.

— Anonymous

Dear future husband, I promise to be faithful but I'll always cheat on you with something... My lipstickð.

— Igbayilola Dosunmu

“She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That’s life. That’s love. That’s fiscally…

— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

There have been so many discussions about my weight: How is she going to lose weight? Is she going to lose weight?…

— Chrissy Metz

I think the most important thing journalism taught me is to mine for details. The details are key. You can't try to…

— Karen Abbott

Y'all should be happy for me. It's funny, compared to my peers, my catalog isn't even that big, but I'm still getting…

— Saweetie

“Did you just call me a numpty?" "Yup. A delusional one." "What, may I ask, is a numpty?" "A person demonstrating a…

— Samantha Young

I went to my son's graduation this weekend, and I heard a great quote I've never heard before from Albert Einstein. It…

— Hamilton Jordan

It's really funny how I've come round to classical music around the back door with my banjo in my hand, and I…

— Rhiannon Giddens

“I think it's fair to say most video games let players experience only eight emotions: anger, panic, dread, surprise, wonder, satisfaction, joy…

— Scott Rogers

We are the total of our longings.

— Guy Gavriel Kay

Jorts, they're like jeans, only shorter.

— Duane Baumgartner

There is no good but Allah...

— Dr Zakir Naik

Where am I when I am involved in a book?

— Sven Birkerts

History is all explained by geography.

— Robert Penn Warren

It's compassion that makes gods of us.

— Dorothy Gilman

The sun and moon shine on all without partiality.

— Confucius

Man is greater than the gods.

— Swami Vivekananda

Since flesh can't stay, we pass the words along.

— Erica Jong

They could do worse, and they undoubtedly will.

— Thomas Reed

You are you. Now, isn't that unpleasant?

— Dr. Seuss

Death is death no matter how it is inflicted

— Fritz Haber

We need to change something. But we cant change them

— Mak_786

Circumstances don't make you, they reveal you .

— Chuck Pagano

Unless you're the lead dog the scenery doesn't change.

— Anonymous

I take his weapons away from him. Both of them.

— Frank Miller