Funny Quote by Duane Baumgartner Download Open image “Jorts, they're like jeans, only shorter.” — Duane Baumgartner ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
Miniskirts have become quite a fad. They're even some guys wearing them. Don't laugh, if you had thought to of that, you'd not be… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I guess I like more of the skinny jeans. I'm not very fond of all the stretch, so I try to avoid too much… — Freja Beha Erichsen Copy Share Image
I don't understand longer shorts. I don't think they look good on anyone. — Juergen Teller Copy Share Image
It's a refreshing moment to find a pair of jeans that just fit my curves perfectly and keep their shape - I hate when… — Denise Bidot Copy Share Image
I didn't know what Guess jeans were. I just shopped at Wal-Mart and Kmart and stuff like that. — Anna Nicole Smith Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
