I hate it when I am singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. — Cuts And Scars Copy Share Image
That Ugly moment When a guy stretches so far , you can see his chubbs and rolls — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. — Tallulah Bankhead Copy Share Image
Invest in places that make sense so you can afford to live in places that don’t make sense. — Jason Hartman Copy Share Image
If mini skirts today get any shorter... women will have two more lips to paint, two more cheeks to powder, and a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone says 'Id explain but its complicated.' Im not offended they think so little of me, Im offended they think so… — Olivia Munn Copy Share Image
“When you cross over into the weird stuff, there's no going back. Hector has a theory on it. Calls it the law… — A. Lee Martinez Copy Share Image
Lana Turner was adorable and funny. Jimmy Stewart was such a nice person. I quickly realized that if you're not a nice… — Robert Osborne Copy Share Image
Before I help you up when you fall down I will laugh at you so hard it will hurt, when we watch… — Lynn M Copy Share Image
If there's an audience, I think they're going to expect me to be funny. But what if I'm not funny? What if… — Gene Wilder Copy Share Image
“He's not my boyfriend." "Ha. That's a good one. I saw you two tonsil surfing out there." I could kill her. "I… — Carrie Jones Copy Share Image
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