I love 'AP Bio' - I think it's so funny - it's just not the show I want to do. — Adam F. Goldberg Copy Share Image
“A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good.” — Amy Riekhof Copy Share Image
Everything keeps its best nature only by being put to its best use. — Phillips Brooks Copy Share Image
One time I was forced to go to the doctors because of a sports accident. Herpes. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
You know your gay when your the only person to like your own stuff on fb. :D — Delbert Copy Share Image
Anyone who is considered funny will tell you, sometimes without your even asking, that deep inside they are very serious, neurotic, introspective… — Wendy Wasserstein Copy Share Image
I suppose you could be a member of a terrorist organization in a non-violent way, in the laundry or the catering department. — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
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“Everything in Australia is trying to kill you, haven't you heard? Half of the ten deadliest snakes in the world live in… — Rosalind James Copy Share Image
When you go back to 'Friends,' and you look at that as New York, there's no black people. That's not real. You're… — Terry Crews Copy Share Image
I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something. — Carl Hiaasen Copy Share Image
I want to push that no matter what race you are, you're never just a sidekick or broken character. You're the main… — Lexi Underwood Copy Share Image
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