Funny Quote by Ewshy Download Open image “I'll be ready in 5 minutes is exactly the same as I'll be home in 5 minutes.” — Ewshy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Funny facebook status Keeping it real
I can get ready in five minutes, but getting out of bed takes forever. — Kaia Gerber Copy Share Image
Better to be earlier by one (1) hour, than to be late by five (5) minutes. — Jeromy Shingongo Copy Share Image
Wake up 5 minutes more 5 minutes more one hour later damn I'm late. — By @ALiceBieberSwft Copy Share Image
Who is ready to settle for five minutes when three hours does nicely? — Jackie Collins Copy Share Image
Five minutes are enough to dream a whole life, that is how relative time is. — Mario Benedetti Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's not five minutes to midnight. It's five minutes after midnight. — Angela Merkel Copy Share Image
I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me. — Tallulah Bankhead Copy Share Image
No matter where are you going to be in your darkest hours or days in life, remember ; I will find you. — Ewshy Copy Share Image
When girls get jealous, it's normal. But when boys get jealous, you know he's going to be loyal. — Ewshy Copy Share Image
Why are people those days so cold?Where is the peace?Where is the love?Where are those times...?I so miss the old days... — Ewshy Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
