Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

When I die, I want my tombstone to read: All because I didn't forward that damn text to ten people

— Robert Todd

I never see a tombstone that said, died from not forwarding to ten people

— Anonymous

Your next SMS will probably be around longer, and remain more legible, than your tombstone. For, unlike your tombstone or even your mortal coil,…

— Douglas Rushkoff

Many peoples' tombstones should read 'Died at 30, burried at 60.'

— Anonymous

Many peoples tombstones should read, 'Died at 30. Buried at 60.'

— Nicholas Murray Butler

Tombstones read RIP cause it's pieces they rest in

— Earl Sweatshirt

I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don't get it.

— David Brenner

The epitaphs on tombstones of a great many people should read: Died at thirty, and buried at sixty.

— Nicholas Murray Butler

Had I to carve an inscription on my tombstone I would ask for none other than "The Individual."

— Soren Kierkegaard

I wonder how many of our tombstones will have to be inscribed with the epitaph 'Died of too many meetings'?

— Hannah Whitall Smith

You know, I've seen a lot of people walkin' 'roundWith tombstones in their eyesBut the pusher don't careAh, if you live or if you…

— Hoyt Axton

Tombstones don't talk back.

— Leland Chapman