Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

I never see a tombstone that said, died from not forwarding to ten people

— Anonymous

There'll be two dates on your tombstone everyone will read them..but the only thing that matters is the little [ dash between them ]

— Anonymous

You only live once. You don't want your tombstone to read: 'Played it Safe.'

— Rosario Dawson

My wife says that my tombstone will read, 'Here lies Mr.C, who used to be Mr.B.' So I think that's probably what I'll be…

— Tom Bosley

“She could just imagine, all her friends and family mourning around her grave. The tombstone would read Kari Wagner, Died of Sheer Stupidity .…

— Cherise Sinclair

I now believe when I'm dead and buried my tombstone will read, "I'm not entirely sure the band's over."

— Nick Mason

“On her tombstone it would read: She came. She saw. She made it awkward.”

— Lia Riley

I want my tombstone to read YOU ARE HERE with a red arrow pointing down.

— Green Monk

The chances that your tombstone will read 'Killed by Asteroid' are about the same as they'd be for 'Killed in Airplane Crash.'

— Neil deGrasse Tyson

I did not want my tombstone to read, 'She kept a really clean house.' I think I'd like them to remember me by saying,…

— Ann Richards

I did not want my tombstone to read, 'She kept a really clean house.

— Ann Richards

I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don't get it.

— David Brenner