Don't solve all your problems today. Be sure to avoid or ignore them later! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Set Your Goals High Enough To Inspire You And Low Enough To Encourage You — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Trust is something that you have in a condom when the partner is not your spouse — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone let you go first and said, ladies first, say bitches follow — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That one person who you know you can't trust, but keep telling them everything, anyway. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of sex with a man, and a man will risk getting a Viagra headache to have… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Fact : The average woman spends 1 year of her lifetime trying to decide what to wear ! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
My friend said I'm childish something something. Couldn't hear the rest cause I had my fingers in my ear & was saying… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I do not take selfies. I photo bomb my phone while it's taking pictures of itself in the mirror. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Nothing says 'I like big dicks in my ass' more than a person throwing a peace sign in a photo. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Pain is nature's way of saying Don't do that. . . . Painkillers are mankind's way of saying Screw it ... go ahead. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Thank you, but my Fingers deserve the award for being funny. They did all the copying and Pasting. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
A real man ends a relationship before he starts searching for another one. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Everything is made in China... Except babies... They're made in the VaChina... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
The first woman who decided that tights are pants should get the Nobel Peace Prize. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
If all else fails, get in bed at 8:00pm and watch a bunch of shit on tv. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Appreciate Somebody When You With Them , Not When Their With Somebody NEW — Green Monk Copy Share Image
People Spend Time For Earning Money & And Same Money Is Spent For Spending Time. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
The secret of our marriage is chemistry. She's on Valium and I'm on Prozac — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Running away from any problem only increases the distance from a solution. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
A wise man among the ignorant is like a beautiful girl in the company of blind men. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
If money is the root of all evil, I must be a saint because I never have any money — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
