Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “I wonder if fat guys leave their shirts on when they fuck?” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fat Guys Funny Guys Leave Shirts Shirts Shirts Fuck
Just because they're going to the gym, a lot of guys wear old T-shirts that look like they've been lying in the closet for… — Henrik Lundqvist Copy Share Image
I had heard some women make comments about my chest, so why not show it off? Nobody wants to see a fat guy in… — Paul Stanley Copy Share Image
Yeah, a lot of people ask me to take my shirt off, which is aggressive. I wish that I were just one of those… — Max Greenfield Copy Share Image
I hate it when guys wear really tight t-shirts. It's just so horrible, especially when you can see their bellies. — Sam Smith Copy Share Image
Fat men get knocked over by buses no earlier, nor later, than thin men. And I, for one, have buried most of my thin… — Robert Morley Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
