Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “I do not take selfies. I photo bomb my phone while it's taking pictures of itself in the mirror.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Taking pictures
The only thing that could stop me from taking selfies is a photo of what I look like taking selfies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do not do selfies! That's a tough one because I don't do selfies, but I think it's all about personal style. The more… — Nina Garcia Copy Share Image
Selfie Is The Proof That Smartphones And Internet Have Made People So Alone That They Don't Find A Friend Who Can Take A Pic..!! — Velroy Fernandes Copy Share Image
I'm actually rubbish at selfies. I always feel a bit ridiculous doing it unless I'm with a bunch of friends, where I'll usually stand… — Poppy Delevingne Copy Share Image
Selfies are one of those things I generally take but never post. It's more to remember the moment or what I'm doing. — Freya Ridings Copy Share Image
I use the iPhone now for information. But with selfies, I don't know what those people are doing. It's like they believe what they… — Alex Katz Copy Share Image
A selfie is a sort of interesting way to reclaim the gaze, right? You're looking at yourself and taking a photo while looking at… — Emily Ratajkowski Copy Share Image
A selfie is a sort of interesting way to reclaim the gaze, right? You're looking at yourself and taking a photo while looking at… — Emily Ratajkowski Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image