That awkward moment when you trip and you immediately start running, and act like that's what you wanted to do anyway. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
With great power comes great responsibility, . . . . But after Marriage greater responsibility comes without any power.. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Anyone one can touch you , can hurt you or heal you ! And anyone can reach you , can Love you or leave you .. ¥ — Green Monk Copy Share Image
If you're a dude wearing a scarf, I'm just going to assume you're keeping your neck muscles warm to suck many dicks. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You've got to give it to people who wear crocs. Their dedication to dying alone is amazing. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When choosing a girl to date, don't go with your gut feeling. Go with your nut feeling. That'll lead to some butt… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Thank you, but my Fingers deserve the award for being funny. They did all the copying and Pasting. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
He used to think that he was fantastic in bed until he discovered that all his girlfriends suffered from asthma................ — Green Monk Copy Share Image
They say Dont' drink and drive . Well .... Yesterday I was drinking a Juice box While riding my Tricycle . Yeah . Im a Badass !!! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
We all make mistakes. What makes me different is that I cry after every single one of them. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Drugs and alcohol are never the answer. Unless someone asked me, What are you doing this weekend? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I just faced the ultimate rejection. I was masturbating and my hand fell asleep. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Listen closely when your kiddo tell you their dreams. Just puke on them when they laugh. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
