Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Respect
We must not permit our respect for the dead or our sympathy for the living to lead us into an act of injustice to… — Davy Crockett Copy Share Image
“Respect for the dead comes second to respect for the living, and I believe no man's demise exempts him from culpability.” — Anthony Loyd Copy Share Image
It is community and respect, of course, but the dead have more claims on you than what you might want to admit or even… — Cormac McCarthy Copy Share Image
Let our tribute to the dead be a new resolve: to respect people for what they individually think, rather than respect groups for what… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
They've great respect for the dead in Hollywood, but none for the living. — Errol Flynn Copy Share Image
I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody. — George Burns Copy Share Image
I completely respect the ways people are bound in the lives that they have, whether it's because of forces outside of their control or… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image