Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “If he won't make you his official girl... it's probably because you're not his only girl.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
You are gonna make some guy so happy. I just hope whoever it is, he deserves a girl like you. — Joe Dirt Copy Share Image
Maybe he is cooler than me, more attractive than me, but he wont be abble to love you and respect you the way I… — Lockedupoet Copy Share Image
HE said he think that I'm the realest girl out there,I said man that makes two of us — Giavonna Stayturntup Gillespie Copy Share Image
If he doesn't want you for who you are then he doesn't deserve you at all. — Samantha Skye Copy Share Image
Stop making excuses for him. You're a secret because the OTHER girl isn't. End of story. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not sure if this is really happening. How can it be that I'm his girl if he's never asked me? I don't understand this plan to take it slow when we will never meet. I get so confused by this wall that is blocking me from seeing through to his true self. Is he a player, am I just… — Ember Toton Copy Share
If you can't be yourself (crazy, loud, outspoken, out going, etc.) then honey he isn't for you and doesn't deserve something so unique. — Paige Copy Share Image
All I'm saying is that you shouldn't stay with him for the wrong reasons, even if they are noble ones. No one owes it… — Aprilynne Pike Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
