If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? — Joe Dirt Beautiful body Copy Share Image
You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air. — Joe Dirt Copy Share Image
No sir man, I don't like that crap. I'm a rocker, dude, through and through. Here's my favorite bands. AC/DC, Van Halen… — Joe Dirt Bands Copy Share Image
Alls I gotta do is keep bein a good person, no matter what. Good things will come my way. — Joe Dirt Good Copy Share Image
You are gonna make some guy so happy. I just hope whoever it is, he deserves a girl like you. — Joe Dirt Gonna Make Copy Share Image
No man, you gotta keep going. What am I gonna do, quit? That's not an option. You gotta keep on keepin on.… — Joe Dirt Life Copy Share Image
My mom used to say that to me if she caught me doin stuff, like one time I was jerkin my gerkin… — Joe Dirt Jesus Copy Share Image
Might as well ask why is a tree good? Why's a sunset good? Why are boobs good? — Joe Dirt Flower Copy Share Image
Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back, makin fun of poor little Joe Dirt? — Joe Dirt Dirt Copy Share Image
Everything's gonna happen for me, just as long as I don't have no in my heart. — Joe Dirt Happen Copy Share Image
You want a match? My face and your ass, how about that friend. I mean your ass and my face. What's up. — Joe Dirt Friendship Copy Share Image
She's your sister dude, she's gotta be and you made out with her man. What's wrong with you you pervert. You just… — Joe Dirt Pervert Copy Share Image
