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Tweeting? It's one of the silliest things ever.

— Tom Ford

I've never tweeted. 'Funny or Die' started my Twitter account for me, and so I don't even have the password or anything like that.…

— Tig Notaro

It's such a deliberate thing to sit down and write a tweet. You're putting yourself out there in a very deliberate way, and over…

— Michael Ian Black

Twitter is like Ozymandias' wall of tv's in Watchmen. You don't read every tweet, but from the whole you can absorb the zeitgeist.

— Mike Pohjola

The best shows to tweet about are the ones that are hilarious, but they might not necessarily be trying to be hilarious. Those are…

— Retta

I try to tweet, but I still haven't gotten into the rhythm as much as some people who have, like, 20,000 tweets. There are…

— Sam Richardson

Twitter is the world.

— Jack Dorsey

Twitter is a kind of verbalization of people yelling at their television sets or gnashing their teeth at the newspaper.

— Anthony Weiner

What's the good of Twitter if you can't tweet cute... Twitter's so silly. I tweet about my rabbit a lot.

— Alexandra Daddario

Tweeting happens to be a modern day form of communication. I mean, you can like it or not like it. I have, between Facebook…

— Donald Trump

Tweeting is the go-to medium for the show-off and the shyster.

— Craig Brown

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week.

— Tom Hanks