Motivational Quotes by Joe Dirt

Queer? Is this queer? These queer? What's up? What's up?

— Joe Dirt

I got the poo on me!

— Joe Dirt

If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

— Joe Dirt

Ya gotta keep on, keepin' on.

— Joe Dirt

You can't have no in your heart. No is not an option brother.

— Joe Dirt

Things get the darkest before dawn.

— Joe Dirt

My mom used to say that to me if she caught me doin stuff, like one time I was jerkin my gerkin and she…

— Joe Dirt

You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air.

— Joe Dirt

Well well, lookey here. Corn off the cob.

— Joe Dirt

You gotta keep on keepin on.

— Joe Dirt

You are gonna make some guy so happy. I just hope whoever it is, he deserves a girl like you.

— Joe Dirt

You like to see homos naked?

— Joe Dirt