Quote by Joe Dirt Download Open image “Well well, lookey here. Corn off the cob.” — Joe Dirt ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
The cobs were delivered to a big pile. We were one of the first to feed corn cobs to cattle. — Orville Redenbacher Copy Share Image
If you're traveling in a time machine, and you're eating corn on the cob, I don't think it's going to affect things one way… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
You know they call corn-on-the-cob, "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
We made more money feeding molasses, urea, and corn cobs to cattle than we ever did feeding dent corn. — Orville Redenbacher Copy Share Image
Look, I made a commitment to corn 17 years ago. Sure, I'm a man. I like to go to a barbecue and see beans… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
My mom used to say that to me if she caught me doin stuff, like one time I was jerkin my gerkin and she… — Joe Dirt Copy Share Image
You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air. — Joe Dirt Copy Share Image
You are gonna make some guy so happy. I just hope whoever it is, he deserves a girl like you. — Joe Dirt Copy Share Image
