She's your sister dude, she's gotta be and you made out with her man. What's wrong with you you pervert. You just said your sister's hot. What a freak, you're goin to hell man. — Joe Dirt Copy Share Image
My mom used to say that to me if she caught me doin stuff, like one time I was jerkin my gerkin and she… — Joe Dirt Copy Share Image
You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air. — Joe Dirt Copy Share Image
You are gonna make some guy so happy. I just hope whoever it is, he deserves a girl like you. — Joe Dirt Copy Share Image