Anything Quote by Tig Notaro

Twitter is the most amazing medium for a comedy writer. I can't get in every idea I want on the show no matter how…

— Mindy Kaling

I started my Twitter account for selfish reasons: I wanted to have a place to post updates on my book signing tour and stuff…

— Bill Simmons

I was informed yesterday that there's a Twitter account for my laugh. Very hard to get used to things like that. Pretty amazing.

— Tom Hiddleston

I've never sent a Tweet. I think I have an account but I don't know who runs it. I've never done one in my…

— Audrey Tautou

I've been set up with a Twitter account, and I just never use it.

— Michael McDonald

I'm not actually pop culture or social media savvy. I really didn't know what Twitter was when I created an account.

— Misha Collins

I try to tweet, but I still haven't gotten into the rhythm as much as some people who have, like, 20,000 tweets. There are…

— Sam Richardson

Twitter is the place where I try to be more funny. And then I use Instagram just as my diary. I pull some jokes…

— Gigi Hadid

I don't Twitter. I can't even remember my password name. I have problems with electronics, so what I've done is hire a young man…

— William Shatner

If anyone ever paid attention to my Twitter awhile back, I had a blast on there. I wrote whatever I wanted to say and…

— Matt Mitrione

It's such a deliberate thing to sit down and write a tweet. You're putting yourself out there in a very deliberate way, and over…

— Michael Ian Black

I loved Twitter. But I was going to end up saying something that would get me into trouble. I have kept a clean nose…

— Micah Richards