Accounts Quote by Tom Hiddleston

If anyone ever paid attention to my Twitter awhile back, I had a blast on there. I wrote whatever I wanted to say and…

— Matt Mitrione

Twitter is the place where I try to be more funny. And then I use Instagram just as my diary. I pull some jokes…

— Gigi Hadid

I've never tweeted. 'Funny or Die' started my Twitter account for me, and so I don't even have the password or anything like that.…

— Tig Notaro

I Twitter quite a bit, and try to send out some funny stories.

— Lil Jon

I try to tweet, but I still haven't gotten into the rhythm as much as some people who have, like, 20,000 tweets. There are…

— Sam Richardson

Twitter is just a great joke laboratory. You go in there and there are so many witty people that I know any joke I…

— Michael Kupperman

On the key to a successful Twitter account: Write the things that you think are funny and that's what's gonna click with people.

— Jenny Johnson

Twitter really is the funniest, most addictive, non-productive shit ever.

— Nikhil Saluja

I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going to do in my stand-up routine.

— Jim Gaffigan

On Twitter, I just want to make you laugh at all costs.

— Rob Delaney

I don't spend much time on Twitter. I joined because I found it funny.

— Tahar Rahim

I do Twitter, but I'm still not great on it - I'm not good at writing short little jokes, so my Twitter's not really…

— Cecily Strong