Accounts Quote by Audie Cornish

Russell Crowe likes to tell jokes, which I can't. I can't remember a joke to save my life. I don't have a brain for…

— Rachel McAdams

I don't understand how IMDB works. I don't know who logs in the information. I've checked it a couple times and saw (something he…

— Ken Marino

“Arkady's smile was probably intended to be reassuring, but it was a trifle too wide; with his wild white hair sticking out from under…

— Bee Ridgway

They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays…

— Casey Stengel

As an actor, you can really play the intensity and gravity and seriousness of the moment, and just rely on the circumstances being funny.…

— Ed Helms

“@BaldBryan. This will be especially hilarious in 2021, when Twitter is just a distant memory.”

— Bryan Bishop

One evening, Mike Myers and Steven Spielberg were discussing 'Goldmember,' and I just happened to joke, 'If you need a Japanese character, let me…

— Nobu Matsuhisa

Gene Wilder often said that his job as an actor wasn't to make something funny but to make it real.

— Gene Wilder

The default position now is that comedians do Twitter but I don't know why. Every bad story you see about a comedian has a…

— Lee Mack

People still tweet me like, "Oh my god, I just found out you guys are married!" Which makes sense to me because I'm not…

— Mary Elizabeth Ellis

There are certain types of stand-up, who are very successful, who do one type of joke, and never stray out of that. The audience…

— Sean Lock

I made so many jokes about poor Russell Crowe, he once knocked on my dressing room door, and told me he wanted to go…

— Joan Rivers