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Friendship Quote by Joe Dirt

“You want a match? My face and your ass, how about that friend. I mean your ass and my face. What's up.” quote by Joe Dirt — Download Open image

“You want a match? My face and your ass, how about that friend. I mean your ass and my face. What's up.”

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