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“If I turn into one of those girls, I'll hand you the gun.”

— Gayle Forman

I would like to see every woman know how to handle guns as naturally as they know how to handle babies.

— Annie Oakley

Point that gun at me, you better pull that trigger bitch!

— Arleen Sosa

You like a show I seen on Tv, you ain't tough enough, You a virgin to that pistol you ain't bussing nothing

— Dzodiac

Secrets with girls, like guns with boys, are never valued till they make a noise.

— George Crabbe

Show ya what little girls are made of, gun powder and lead.

— Miranda Lambert

Baby trust me, you'll see. How your girls wishin they man was like me.

— Bei Maejor

Guns aren't just a tool of last resort. They're awesome. That's why people stroke them. And name them, and take pictures with them. You…

— Bill Maher

“I live with my guns. The world cannot utter its gross libidinous sneers at a girl who lives chastely with her Lee-Enfield, her Ballard,…

— John Collier

I'm sick of carrying guns and beating up women.

— James Cagney

Guns are our friends because in a country without guns, I'm what's known as "prey." All females are.

— Ann Coulter

Pull my trigger, I get bigger, then I'm lots of fun. I'm your gun, I'm your gun, gun, gun.

— Alice Cooper