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They're not chicks. They're ducks.

— Lauren Myracle

Girls are like exotic birds. They are pretty to look at but hard to catch.

— Howie Dorough

Chickens scare me. I don't like them. They seem a little floppy or something.

— Scarlett Johansson

Do chickens have large talons?

— Napoleon Dynamite

The mosquitoes here are big enough to rape a chicken.

— Elizabeth Gilbert

I didn't want a hen-do because I think they're disgusting.

— Fearne Cotton

Chicks dig a dude who’s sporting the latest eggplant turtleneck styles.

— Jordan Sonnenblick

That's so cute! They have birdbaths in the church!

— Hilary Duff

Why searching for spring chicken when theres willing and matured turkey?? Giggling

— Kemmy Nola Http://wwwamoreloveforlifecom

I just love chickens.

— Patti LuPone

For years I'd wanted a boob job but I've realized that, actually, I like them small.

— Megan McKenna

I would love to be more specific, but really, any type of bird is the funniest animal. They have to move awkwardly when walking.…

— Kurt Braunohler