Quote by Joe Dirt Download Open image “Your nuts are frozen to the porch. Oh that sucks.” — Joe Dirt ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Hope you're not allergic to nuts. Cause I'm gonna kick yours up into your throat. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm colder than the fridge and the freezer I'm snatching all your bitches at my leisure — Kreayshawn Copy Share Image
When they call me nutsy� that sure gives me a pain. Please pass the ketchup� I think it's going to rain. — Daffy Duck Copy Share Image
Serving all the fiends over there by the Golden Gate Bridge, I'm colder than the fridge and the freezer. I'm snatching all your bitches… — Kreayshawn Copy Share Image
My mom used to say that to me if she caught me doin stuff, like one time I was jerkin my gerkin and she… — Joe Dirt Copy Share Image
You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air. — Joe Dirt Copy Share Image
You are gonna make some guy so happy. I just hope whoever it is, he deserves a girl like you. — Joe Dirt Copy Share Image