Harriet Jones: When they fart, if you'll pardon the word, it doesn't smell like a fart, pardon the word, it's like something… — Russell T Davies Copy Share Image
It would be nice if people said, God bless you not just when you sneezed but also when you farted. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
All my life, I've been sort of a professional optimist, full of good cheer about matters political and journalistic. I always thought… — Molly Ivins Copy Share Image
Cumberbatch - it sounds like a fart in a bath, doesn't it? What a fluffy old name. I can never say it… — Benedict Cumberbatch Copy Share Image
Some people get lots of pleasure; From books or from music or art; But boys seem to think it's fantastic; To just… — Giles Andreae Copy Share Image
You can't even trade a single fart with the next guy. Each and every one of us has to live out his… — Kodo Sawaki Copy Share Image
I wrote the book based on a blog that I keep. I also tweet. I don't think that for an incredibly old… — Tom Peters Copy Share Image
I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body. — Walter Matthau Copy Share Image
I play around with my Japanese Garden. Since Im half way to 70 today I need to start pruning trees and sharpening… — Jason Bateman Copy Share Image
You know what, I think maybe it's because men like to fart, and the host wants to be able to sit in… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
Let me see if I can put this in scientific terms: Think of autism like a fart, and vaccines are the finger… — Jenny McCarthy Copy Share Image
Atlantic reckoned we should use a top Yank producer and appointed one Eddie Kramer to the post. It turns out the guy… — Bon Scott Copy Share Image
I can make the best fart noises. I can make, like, 10 different sounds at different levels. — Isabela Moner Copy Share Image
I know that at one time, the Arctic was the tropics. And I guess I wonder what caused that? Was it dinosaur… — Ralph Klein Copy Share Image
“No matter how politely one says it, we owe our existence to the farts of blue-green algae.” — Diane Ackerman Copy Share Image
Male writers don't want to be judged in the room. They want to be able to scarf an entire bag of potato… — Nell Scovell Copy Share Image
They didn't trademark everything back then. Now someone farts and they put a TM after it. Even Miller Lite says 'A Fine… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
Freedom, Truth, Honour — you could rattle off a hundred such words and behind every one of them would gather a thousand… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
