“My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I… — James Joyce Copy Share Image
Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It's a pretty easy audience, and that's been around for… — Selma Blair Copy Share Image
The moral of the story is we're here on Earth to fart around. And, of course, the computers will do us out… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
You can never guess what a kid's going to find funny - besides, you know, an obvious fart joke here and there. — Genndy Tartakovsky Copy Share Image
Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is. Come let us fart in the home. There is no… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
It's become absolutely horrible the way the people with the money decide they can fart in the kitchen. — Steven Soderbergh Copy Share Image
The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, 'Hey, mind if I… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
Some days I feel like everyone in my world has plugged themselves into my kidney. I'm so tired. But when you're having… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
Everybody has opinions: I have them, you have them. And we are all told from the moment we open our eyes, that… — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
As soon as somebody farts around me, I think it's hilarious. This is something my brothers did that now the boys at… — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
So familiar are eggs to us, however, that in the eighteenth century they were referred to as cackling farts, on the basis… — Mark Forsyth Copy Share Image
This Earle of Oxford, making of his low obeisance to Queen Elizabeth, happened to let a Fart, at which he was so… — John Aubrey Copy Share Image
I once lay in a white hospital for the dying and the dying self, where some god pissed a rain of reason… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Spending so much time on the road, I get to fart all the time. Then when it's, like, Thanksgiving dinner and I'm… — Tom DeLonge Copy Share Image
“These guys fart a lot as well. I'm not saying that girls don't. We just aren't as passionate about them. The smell… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
“... learning the knack of disconnecting her sense of smell, until she could switch it off like a radio and in the… — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
