I'm such an old fart that I started buying books on film and TV and radio and music when, for television, the… — David Bianculli Copy Share Image
Farts come from no one and nowhere; they are anonymous emanations that belong to the group as a whole, and even when… — Paul Auster Copy Share Image
Confucius once said that a bear could not fart at the North Pole without causing a big wind in Chicago. — Philip Jose Farmer Copy Share Image
Most people enjoy the sight of their own handwriting as they enjoy the smell of their own farts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
People say that you always have to tell the truth. But they do not mean this because you are not allowed to… — Mark Haddon Copy Share Image
In the movies, every crazy old fart needs a cool old car. Jack Nicholson drove a spiffy yellow 1970 Dodge Challenger two-door… — Richard Corliss Copy Share Image
I am happy everywhere except in places where I see glitz and rich farts. I am happiest in Brooklyn, where the concentration… — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
In real life people fart, in the movies, people don't. Why not? Farts are a repressed minority. The mouth gets to say… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
I say what I think. I'm a real person, not some manufactured pop tart who's afraid to step out of the hotel… — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
How can you feel like an actual member of society casting a vote for a president when in a professional interview you… — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
As a human being, as you go through the course of your day, you might wake up with the shittiest day, and… — Killer Mike Copy Share Image
Besides, when you say you're a feminist it annoys the bigots and the old farts and the prissy ladies so much, it's… — Ursula K. Le Guin Copy Share Image
I always thought if you really want to be a good actor, you've got to be able to fart in public. That,… — Timothy Carey Copy Share Image
Over at the Olivia Pope & Associates set, we're like middle school children. Every time there's a cut in the action, we… — Darby Stanchfield Copy Share Image
Though I've turned 21, I don't drink. I'm an old hag now. I'm just an old fart. — Mena Suvari Copy Share Image
We need more intellect and humor back on television, instead of the lowest common denominator of comedy - like the fart joke! — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don't want to… — Ryan Hansen Copy Share Image
“A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
