Dumb Quote by Lyndon B. Johnson Download Open image “Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.” — Lyndon B. Johnson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dumb Fart Gum Jerry Time
John Ford was so funny that I couldn't wait to go to work in the morning. — Richard Widmark Copy Share Image
“One thing that I used to believe that has stuck with me is, of course, that farts are funny. Burps, too. Sneezes, even. Pretty… — Greg Knauss Copy Share Image
If I want to keep working as an actor, I'm going to become a comedian who does fart jokes. — Peter Sarsgaard Copy Share Image
Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“We are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you any different. KURT VONNEGUT, JR.” — Christopher Ryan Copy Share Image
“With Jimmy’s collection we would have an almost endless supply of farts so that part was taken care” — Lee M. Winter Copy Share Image
There is something more important than any ultimate weapon. That is the ultimate position-the position of total control over Earth that lies somewhere out… — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
Each year more than 100,000 high school graduates, with proved ability, do not enter college because they cannot afford it. And if we cannot… — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
Knowledge is of two kinds: we know a subject itself, or know where to find it. — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
We come to reason, not to dominate. We do not seek to have our way, but to find a common way. — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And… — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
For me, it is a deep personal tragedy. I know that the world shares the sorrow that Mrs. Kennedy and her family bear. I… — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
Today, 8 million adult Americans, more than the entire population of Michigan, have not finished 5 years of school. Nearly 20 million have not… — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
I don't believe I'll ever get credit for anything I do in foreign affairs, no matter how successful it is, because I didn't go… — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
There are no favorites in my office. I treat them all with the same general inconsideration. — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
I am afraid, ... that health begins, after seventy, and often long before, to have a meaning different from that which it had at… — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
But, outside of being a sweet little girl, she was awfully dumb and capable of doing horrible things. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
“I hate the way you talk to me And the way you cut your hair I hate the way you drive my car I… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
I love comedy. I love the absurdity of it. I love the kind of intelligence that's required to be dumb in comedy. — Craig Mazin Copy Share Image
Marilyn was a great actress, not a dumb blond bombshell. She was very smart, very astute and a good businesswoman. — Lawrence Schiller Copy Share Image
I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people. — Keanu Reeves Copy Share Image
I always wanted to make big action movies as a kid, and that was my dream. In a way, 'Swingers' was the thing I… — Doug Liman Copy Share Image
It is unfortunate to consider all lawyers as natural Satanists many are just dumb. — Abraham Maslow Copy Share Image
I hate it when people come up to me on trains and ask 'Are you Soulja Boy?' If people want pictures or autographs, that's… — Soulja Boy Copy Share Image
I just don't like that you can either be ugly and smart or pretty and dumb, or ugly and nice or pretty and mean. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
