Funniest Quote by Dan Schneider Download Open image “Jerry Trainor is one of the funniest people on the planet.” — Dan Schneider ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funniest Jerry People Planet
Greg Gutfeld is funnier than all the smart people I know, and smarter than all the funny people I know. I don't know what… — Matt Labash Copy Share Image
Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
“While lying in traction in the hospital the next day, I informed Jerry that he could promptly take his cake, hideous football photo and… — Kate Langdon Copy Share Image
“Jerry was a massive, lumbering, redheaded, freckled bully whose head was vastly disproportionately larger than the rest of his body. Like one of those… — Sam Harris Copy Share Image
Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd. — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
Jerry Seinfeld is amazing in many ways, not the least of them his ability to find humor, and convincing us to find it, too,… — Tom Shales Copy Share Image
When I used to see Rick Moranis do something, to me that was immediately funny. Or George Carlin or Martin Lawrence. — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
Steve Howey is probably the funniest man in Hollywood. For real. He is just that person that can make you laugh at all times. — Shanola Hampton Copy Share Image
The one thing I didn't expect was to learn how much of a sense of humor Jerry Reinsdorf has. He's really funny. I never… — B. J. Armstrong Copy Share Image
“I've said this before: a lot of people think they're artists because they feel things deeply. You know, we're in a culture now and… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
I'm never going to write fart jokes, because I feel like I have a responsibility to the audience to give them good stuff. I… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
I took a break to take care of a lot of stuff that I'd let go by the wayside for decades. — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
I don't want to be an old man some day and look it up and see some episode of one of the shows I… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
I don't think of myself as a guy who writes for kids, I really don't. I try really hard to write a good, solid… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
We work hard to make a good show and it's exciting to be recognized by a third party. — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
When I was on 'Head of the Class,' 25 million, 30 million people would watch that every night - now a big hit doesn't… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
As everyone who works for me knows, I almost never let the girls wear ponytails on my shows. — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
The best shows to tweet about are the ones that are hilarious, but they might not necessarily be trying to be hilarious. Those are… — Retta Copy Share Image
Oftentimes, the funniest comedians are people who've gone through personal torment. — Cole Sprouse Copy Share Image
My sister Edith died at the age of 43. She was the youngest sister and the funniest. I had to harrumph and snort a… — Richard Burton Copy Share Image
As far as stand-ups go, I always loved Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, and Sinbad. Basically, I love black comedians because they're the funniest. I… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
I gained the weight on purpose for 'Little Nicky,' and it was one of those cases where I'd done a few roles where I… — Allen Covert Copy Share Image
I just wanted to make the stupidest, funniest thing possible. My version of Mary Todd Lincoln is basically just me. — Cole Escola Copy Share Image
I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear. — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
The funniest guy I've ever worked with - it's just one of those things, again, where we look at each other and just laugh… — Jonathan Banks Copy Share Image
Kenneth Branagh is one of the funniest directors on the set. You laugh a lot. He's very skillful. — Stellan Skarsgard Copy Share Image
