Being Quote by Jeff Garlin Download Open image “I'm totally comfortable not being as funny as Larry David.” — Jeff Garlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Being Comfortable David Funny Larry Larry David Totally
Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny. — Alan King Copy Share Image
That word 'funny' always makes me feel uncomfortable. Because if I were trying to be funny, I would be something like Bill Wegman -… — John Baldessari Copy Share Image
I'm not a Larry David. I don't have a 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' and a 'Seinfeld' in me. — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
No comedian's wife thinks he's funny. The first few years of the marriage, maybe. I was funny as hell the first couple of years. — Tom Smothers Copy Share Image
I try not to listen to the other comedians performing before me because they will probably be funnier than me. — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
Whatever makes you laugh is fine, and all we can do as comedy professionals is try to steer you towards something that we think… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
It is a difficult thing to like anybody else's ideas of being funny. — Gertrude Stein Copy Share Image
With Portlandia, I don't think our intention is always to find something funny. Sometimes the humor comes from taking something really seriously. We're okay… — Carrie Brownstein Copy Share Image
My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy. — Ron White Copy Share Image
By the way, to perform in front of Don Rickles, it 's not nerve-wrecking. It 's enjoyable, i am enjoying Jeff Garlin. I hope… — Jeff Garlin Copy Share Image
Why do I want to be challenged or have challenges? That's why I don't go climb mountains. — Jeff Garlin Copy Share Image
Parents have got to chill out. Let your kid eat dirt - they're gonna be fine! — Jeff Garlin Copy Share Image
The worst kind of idiot is the one who doesn't think they're an idiot. — Jeff Garlin Copy Share Image
First off, I don't do self-deprecation comedy based on being fat. I would always talk about it honestly. Secondly, I don't care how much… — Jeff Garlin Copy Share Image
I like independent movies, documentaries. There's not a lot of movies that are commercially made that I dig. — Jeff Garlin Copy Share Image
Acting's fine if the script's written by Paddy Chayefsky and Martin Scorsese directs it, but unless you have something like that, I don't really… — Jeff Garlin Copy Share Image
When you see a bad romantic comedy, you see the script, the director, and the actors trying to create this warmth and this pathos… — Jeff Garlin Copy Share Image
I've avoided doing network shows because I don't think they're true to real families. — Jeff Garlin Copy Share Image
My kids have played soccer and baseball and basketball, and the parents who come to games are always saying and doing things that are… — Jeff Garlin Copy Share Image
Because of the womb being a central phenomenon in the feminine body, the whole psychology of woman differs: she is non-aggressive, non-inquiring, non-questioning, non-doubting,… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
Philosopher is a dictator who modifies accepted standards with his thoughts. — Ilkin Santak Copy Share Image
There is something magical about being able to feel somebody. And that is something that has always moved me with music. — Maria Brink Copy Share Image
I love being in Malibu. It's so cool there, and the water is just, it's nice and, and I love the beach. And I… — Jackie Evancho Copy Share Image
I talk to my mates about our kids, being too tired and being worn out. — Holly Willoughby Copy Share Image
I love to fish. I love the peacefulness of being around the water. — Evonne Goolagong Cawley Copy Share Image
When you're in your twenties and starting out, the problem is that you care about being cool. Being older, I can care less about… — James Righton Copy Share Image
I am tired of our characters being so incomplete. When do we ever save the day in a film? When does a Latino actor… — Esai Morales Copy Share Image
I think I've had the longest career of strength, focus, and still being able to sell records. I think I'm that guy. I'm still… — Nas Copy Share Image
If we accept being talked to any kind of a way, then we are telling ourselves we are not quite worth the best. And… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
Having small children and being an investigative reporter would seem like a difficult mix, but it worked well for me. I was often working… — Jill Abramson Copy Share Image
