Delegating is something that I don't do as much of as people wish I would. — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
I couldn't, and I wouldn't have the long-term friendships and continued loyalty from so many reputable people if I'd mistreated my actors… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
When I was on 'Head of the Class,' 25 million, 30 million people would watch that every night - now a big… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
A lot of times people who write sitcoms for the 18 to 49 crowd think writing for kids is easy. It really… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
With people all the way from 17 to 2... 'iCarly' often is the No. 1 show, not just on cable but all of television. — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
You don't want to hang out day after day with people you don't want to be with. — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
I realize we're not curing diseases with 'iCarly,' and we're not doing Shakespeare. It's not an Academy Award-winning film, but it has… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
Really, when people put together the highlight reels of the classic moments from 'Friends,' 'Seinfeld,' 'Cheers,' even 'MASH,' they're full of broad… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
“I've said this before: a lot of people think they're artists because they feel things deeply. You know, we're in a culture now and… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
I'm never going to write fart jokes, because I feel like I have a responsibility to the audience to give them good stuff. I… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
I took a break to take care of a lot of stuff that I'd let go by the wayside for decades. — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
I don't want to be an old man some day and look it up and see some episode of one of the shows I… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
I don't think of myself as a guy who writes for kids, I really don't. I try really hard to write a good, solid… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
We work hard to make a good show and it's exciting to be recognized by a third party. — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
When I was on 'Head of the Class,' 25 million, 30 million people would watch that every night - now a big hit doesn't… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
As everyone who works for me knows, I almost never let the girls wear ponytails on my shows. — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
