Fart Quote by Dennis Vickers

“old woman said just as the machine let out a loud honking sound that could only be described as a fart. “Just as I…

— Michael Buckley

“A breeze had arisen and trailed faintly through the house like a sick woman in a long dressing gown, and with it the odor…

— Christina Stead

“That is a fart without wind…" in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny.”

— Faye Kellerman

“standing in front of a creeper. I turned round and farted at it, the traditional creeper greeting. A fart is about as close as…

— Diary Wimpy

“I arrived to work on the wrong foot. I was jumpy and agitated, constantly watching the doors. A loud fart would have sent me…

— J.A. Saare

“Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on where you were sitting) Libby let off the smelliest, loudest fart known to humanity. It came out of her…

— Louise Rennison

“It didn't amount to a fart in a windstorm, nohow.”

— Ferrol Sams

“And we took off-whoosh-into the night. Through the clouds, we hurtled up into the sky. And this man farted. I will never forget it…

— Billy Connolly

“[the car] backfired a lot. Loud enough that when I drove in the wrong part of town and it let loose with a gas…

— Adrienne Wilder

“I stole her perfume out of her car, and in its place I left a loud fart.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I fart, you fart, he farts, she farts. Let’s not deny it, people. Farting is a regular, healthy, and hilarious part of life. Squeezing…

— Neil Pasricha

“Farting, don't think, just fart.”

— John Cage