Humour Quote by Louise Rennison

“And we took off-whoosh-into the night. Through the clouds, we hurtled up into the sky. And this man farted. I will never forget it…

— Billy Connolly

“A woman's got one life: She's got to reach out and grab it with both hands, or it'll pass her by and leave nothing…

— Robin Schone

“And like a fart in the wind, I was gone.”

— Rob Aspinall

“standing in front of a creeper. I turned round and farted at it, the traditional creeper greeting. A fart is about as close as…

— Diary Wimpy

“Suddenly, she emitted a loud, long fart, like air escaping a beach ball, exhaust pipe of a Model T, tire-inflating hose at the service…

— Dennis Vickers

“He wondered how many lives had been snuffed out by that fart.”

— George R.R. Martin

“Light packet, I guess.' 'The best way to be,' Libby declared. 'The smartest lady doesn't carry any baggage, I always say. She knows how…

— Anna Collomore

“Mom stopped reading, closed the book, and started laughing her ass off. Behind her a bunch of old dudes reading newspapers looked up at…

— Walter Sorrells

“I realized that you don't try on a pair of pants, fart in them, and then put them back on the shelf, and the…

— Laurie Notaro

“She felt it all right at the back of her throat, like a bomb – or a tiger – sitting on the base of…

— Rainbow Rowell

“Libby wasn't a big talker - Michelle and Debby seemed to hog all her words. She made pronouncements: I like ponies. I hate spaghetti.…

— Gillian Flynn

“I stole her perfume out of her car, and in its place I left a loud fart.”

— Jarod Kintz