Fart Quote by James P. Hogan Download Open image “Success is like a fart - only your own smells nice.” — James P. Hogan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fart Nice Smell Success
Success has got no taste or smell and when you get used to it, it's as if it didn't exist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Success is like toilet paper, it only seems important when you don't have it. — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
Success is always dangerous. It can make an asshole out of anybody. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Interference between universes at the quantum level means that information transfer takes place between them. — James P. Hogan Copy Share Image
The personal qualities necessary for attaining office are practically the opposite of those demanded by the office itself. The trouble with the damn system… — James P. Hogan Copy Share Image
“A physicist that I know commented that many other scientific disciplines, such as geology, anthropology, astronomy, are also challenged by biblical fundamentalism, but their… — James P. Hogan Copy Share Image
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts. — James P. Hogan Copy Share Image
We're so saturated with propaganda every way you look that we don't notice it. But when it isn't there, you notice. — James P. Hogan Copy Share Image
The fact that some religious fanatics might support a theory doesn't invalidate it, anymore than the concurrence of UFO abduction cults invalidates the notion… — James P. Hogan Copy Share Image
On Earth they've forgotten how to make everything except money. But what good is it, if there's nothing worthwhile left to buy? — James P. Hogan Copy Share Image
Kids don't have ruts yet that adults have carved into their minds. They're born logical. Crooked thinking has to be taught. — James P. Hogan Copy Share Image
Several large, artificial constructions are approaching us, ZORAC announced after a short pause. The designs are not familiar, but they are obviously the products… — James P. Hogan Copy Share Image
Sane, normal people don't need power trips. So the lunatics end up in charge of everything. — James P. Hogan Copy Share Image
It turns out that information leaks between universes at the quantum level. We think it accounts for all kinds of phenomena, from what drives… — James P. Hogan Copy Share Image
Scientists are the easiest to fool. ... They think in straight, predictable, directable, and therefore misdirectable, lines. The only world they know is the… — James P. Hogan Copy Share Image
Many individuals spend a considerable portion of their lifetimes in terror of one imagined catastrophe or another. The classic is that your immortal soul… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Carl Barron Copy Share Image
Since Jesus was human then he most assuredly farted and burped. And if God did create us in God's image then God must fart… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“I'll meet you outside," I said. No way was I actually doing to shout 'I have to pee' at the top of my lungs.” — Stella Lennon Copy Share Image
“I wanted to stop peeing but couldn't, of course. Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Stop it. If you say sorry one more time I'm gonna go find something of yours and pee on it, I swear.” — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
I'm never going to write fart jokes, because I feel like I have a responsibility to the audience to give them good stuff. I… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
There are more microbes per person than the entire population of the world. Imagine that. Per person. This means that if the time scale… — Alan Bennett Copy Share Image
“This Nicholas anon leet fle a fart As greet as it had been a thonder-dent, That with the strook he was almoost yblent; And… — Geoffrey Chaucer Copy Share Image
