Fart Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Success, it's like a fart. Only bothers people when it's not their own.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fart Funny It is what it is Success
Success has got no taste or smell and when you get used to it, it's as if it didn't exist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Success is like toilet paper, it only seems important when you don't have it. — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
Success is seductive. It can make one complacent and inefficient and stale. — Robin S. Sharma Copy Share Image
Success is always dangerous. It can make an asshole out of anybody. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Success is a beast. And it actually puts the emphasis on the wrong thing. You get away with more instead of looking within. — Brad Pitt Copy Share Image
Success tastes that much sweeter when you have people to share it with. — John Assaraf Copy Share Image
Farting is natures way of telling someone to fuck off but in a nicer way. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Many individuals spend a considerable portion of their lifetimes in terror of one imagined catastrophe or another. The classic is that your immortal soul… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Carl Barron Copy Share Image
Since Jesus was human then he most assuredly farted and burped. And if God did create us in God's image then God must fart… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
I'm never going to write fart jokes, because I feel like I have a responsibility to the audience to give them good stuff. I… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
There are more microbes per person than the entire population of the world. Imagine that. Per person. This means that if the time scale… — Alan Bennett Copy Share Image
“This Nicholas anon leet fle a fart As greet as it had been a thonder-dent, That with the strook he was almoost yblent; And… — Geoffrey Chaucer Copy Share Image
So, you're worried that a pink dragon will fly over the concent and fart nerve gas on us? — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
