Fart Quote by Margaret Atwood

“It’s like a fart in church.”

— Margaret Atwood

“This was gonna go over like a fart in church.”

— Jennifer L. Hart

“Her car was a wreck, her face was a disaster and her presentation had gone over like a fart in church.”

— Marie Force

“Nope, you stick out like a fart in a church.”

— James Patterson

“Having a silent fart is like getting rid of shit in your life - Politely.”

— Bhawna Kak

“Suddenly, the gods have stopped saying yes and have started making really obnoxious farting noises. In my face. With their armpits.”

— Jody Gehrman

“Lack of control, he once told her, was worse than anything in the world.”

— Cristina Alger

“Farting, don't think, just fart.”

— John Cage

“Sounds like your life just let out a bunch of bad farts.”

— Helen Landalf

“I twist and turn and grunt and stretch, all the while praying I don’t squeeze out a fart and gas every one of these…

— Stephanie McAfee

“Bring down the curtain, the farce is played out.”

— Francois Rabelais

“She denied and feared God in the same breath. She allowed our actions to shame her, and yet was void of shame. I truly…

— Delores Phillips