Quote by Jennifer L. Hart

“It’s like a fart in church.”

— Margaret Atwood

“Nope, you stick out like a fart in a church.”

— James Patterson

“Suddenly, the gods have stopped saying yes and have started making really obnoxious farting noises. In my face. With their armpits.”

— Jody Gehrman

“Her car was a wreck, her face was a disaster and her presentation had gone over like a fart in church.”

— Marie Force

“Farting, don't think, just fart.”

— John Cage

“The tension between her lack of control and her attempt to suppress it is horrible. It's like a fart in church.”

— Margaret Atwood

“Sounds like your life just let out a bunch of bad farts.”

— Helen Landalf

“Oh God. I'm jealous of farts.”

— Jennifer Lynn Barnes

“Shit! He's going to hear every little sound I make. What if I fart? Oh my God, I would die.”

— Amy Noelle

You stand out like a fart in a church.

— James Patterson

“I sometimes glance around during church and wonder, ‘Who else is wearing a butt plug? Just me? Nah, can’t be. Oh, that guy! He’s…

— DX

“He wondered how many lives had been snuffed out by that fart.”

— George R.R. Martin