Quote by Marie Force

“I stole her perfume out of her car, and in its place I left a loud fart.”

— Jarod Kintz

“This was gonna go over like a fart in church.”

— Jennifer L. Hart

“The tension between her lack of control and her attempt to suppress it is horrible. It's like a fart in church.”

— Margaret Atwood

“It’s like a fart in church.”

— Margaret Atwood

“[the car] backfired a lot. Loud enough that when I drove in the wrong part of town and it let loose with a gas…

— Adrienne Wilder

“It didn't amount to a fart in a windstorm, nohow.”

— Ferrol Sams

“she gasped at the smashed-in front of her new car, illuminated by the truck’s headlights. “Oh no! My car!”

— Marie Force

“I panicked. I farted. I shrieked in humiliation.”

— Elle Casey

“Suddenly, the gods have stopped saying yes and have started making really obnoxious farting noises. In my face. With their armpits.”

— Jody Gehrman

“But around her, the air was sad, somehow. And behind the smile in her eyes, the Grief was a fresh, shining blue. Because of…

— Arundhati Roy

“And like a fart in the wind, I was gone.”

— Rob Aspinall

“It was like passing the scene of a car accident. She couldn't resist slamming on the brakes and staring at the wreckage.”

— Jessica Kelly