Fart Quote by Katy Zander Download Open image “Love is like fart. If you have to force it , its probably shit.” — Katy Zander ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fart Fart Force Like Fart Love Love Like
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, then it's probably shit!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Love is the fart Of every heart It pains the man when 'tis kept close, And others doth offend, when 'tis let loose. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't force love, I realized. It's there or it isn't. If it's not there, you've got to be able to admit it. — Kavinder Kanwar Copy Share Image
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My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Carl Barron Copy Share Image
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Get out of bed to pee or stay in bed where I'm comfortable? Just another one of life's many tough decisions.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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