Funny quote Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, then it's probably shit!..” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny quote Love
Love is a lot like butt sex if you try to force it then in the end someone is gonna get hurt — My Self Copy Share Image
Love itself is a large force, so don't try to force it into your life otherwise it pushes you back and you get hurt. — Dielnov Muchati Copy Share Image
Love is like a butterfly if you hold it to tight you might crush it but if you dont hold it to tight you… — Author Name Copy Share Image
Love is the fart Of every heart It pains the man when 'tis kept close, And others doth offend, when 'tis let loose. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
LOVE Is NOt By FORCE, Neither Iz It By STRUGGLE. If YOu Find YOurself In This ShOes, Itz BEST YOu Pull Them Off B4… — Exzel Dêê Døllår Copy Share Image
You can't force love, I realized. It's there or it isn't. If it's not there, you've got to be able to admit it. — Kavinder Kanwar Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
Oh, you hate when guys stare at your boobs? You should call the police and report the person who ripped your top three buttons… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You’re gorgeous. You’re sexy. You’re … asking me to cut that dress off you? I’m praying for strength.” — Cristin Harber Copy Share Image
“Fuck. I don’t remember her being so scary. She’s got those momma eyes down to a T, yet, somehow...on her, they are hot as… — Heather M. Orgeron Copy Share Image
Money may not buy you happiness, but it does buy you all the shit you want!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You're asking the cyborg fugitive and the wild animal to be the welcoming committee? That's adorable.” — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
“Yesterday is a pile of rubble. Today is a pile of opportunity. Life takes a new dump each morning” — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“It didn’t take him thirty seconds to have a swig of vodka and a hefty sniff before his hands were as steady as a… — Matthew Bracey Copy Share Image
