Being in love Quote by Zheefy Mysterio

Every time I fart, I feel like my asshole is talking shit behind my back.

— Nikhil Saluja

Love is like fart. If you have to force it , its probably shit.

— Katy Zander

“Nope, you stick out like a fart in a church.”

— James Patterson

Let me see if I can put this in scientific terms: Think of autism like a fart, and vaccines are the finger you pull…

— Jenny McCarthy

You know what, I think maybe it's because men like to fart, and the host wants to be able to sit in his writers'…

— Wanda Sykes

Cumberbatch - it sounds like a fart in a bath, doesn't it? What a fluffy old name. I can never say it on a…

— Benedict Cumberbatch

Harriet Jones: When they fart, if you'll pardon the word, it doesn't smell like a fart, pardon the word, it's like something else. What…

— Russell T Davies

I can smell a liar like a fart in a lift!

— Robert Rinder

I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things people need to know NASA!

— Thegr81

Success, it's like a fart. Only bothers people when it's not their own.

— Anonymous

“It’s like a fart in church.”

— Margaret Atwood

“Hung in the air like fart gas in an elevator, insecurity in a prom ballroom, guilt around a police lineup.”

— Dennis Vickers

Every single time we had to do a threatening thing to each other, for one thing, you always have your shirt off, and so…

— Robert Pattinson

You stand out like a fart in a church.

— James Patterson

“My dear boy, your thinking has no structure, no foundation. You pick up your primary ideas from TV shows. You're like a fart in…

— Richard Walter