My son Jack once said to me, 'Dad, do you think people are laughing with you or at you?' And I said,… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I like Thomas Jefferson, though he intimidated me. I thought he would have been very tough to be around. I don't know… — Maira Kalman Copy Share Image
“ So, that's it? You think I'm just some idiot that fell for your bullshit! Well you're wrong! I fell in love… — CJ Roberts Copy Share Image
“The scent of growth, quiet and green, hung heavy in the air. I heard everything. I saw everything. I could count the… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“The day my mother gave us the keys, she also made me and Greta sign a form so that the bank knew… — Carol Rifka Brunt Copy Share Image
Earlier I've done hatever I could get my hands on to do for a living. I tried a couple of different things,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“And, finally, there is Haverford. Very much more involved. There's a blue bus that runs between the two schools and we can… — Andrea Portes Copy Share Image
“I have decided there needs to be a rulebook on amusement park etiquette. And who better to write it than me? I… — Paula Heller Garland Copy Share Image
“I’m out of health potions. Retreat! Retreat! Give me some of your health potions!” I screamed. “I don’t have any potions. Run,… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
I first fell in love with comedy when I'd visit my granny as a kid. Trips to her house meant staying up… — Jessica Williams Copy Share Image
“I remember that story. You have read it four times." Samson shrugged. "Why should I stop with the first reading? Nobody says,… — Karen A. Wyle Copy Share Image
“... That's why you're going directly back to the house. The last thing we need is for you to end up in… — Jen Turano Copy Share Image
“Polly had been washing up when she'd heard the men talking late one night, and it's a poor woman who can't eavesdrop… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“You do not mind my humor?” “Not at all. I’ve not laughed like this …” His brows drew together. “I think I’ve… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“...Whenever someone says to me, 'Jerry Lewis says women aren't funny,' or 'Christopher Hitchens says women aren't funny,' or 'Rick Fenderman says… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“Can I help you?" he said, in a manner which indicated very clearly that not only did he not wish to help… — Graham Austin-King Copy Share Image
“I'm sure you won't dream of trying to escape from your obligations by fleeing the city...' 'I assure you the thought never… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I am committing suicide by cigarette,” I replied. She thought that was reasonably funny. I didn’t. I thought it was hideous that… — Kurt Vonnegut Jr Copy Share Image
There's public humor, and there's private humor, and they're all appropriate in their own way, and you shouldn't - just as you… — Robert Mankoff Copy Share Image
“Eli's a good kid, Jasper. Too good for the likes of me. He deserves better." Jasper shot him a penetrating look. "What… — Charlie Cochet Copy Share Image
“Luckily," he went on, "you have come to exactly the right place with your interesting problem, for there is no such word… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
There are just certain things in life that are better off unknown. Things that you wish you never saw, never asked, never… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“It was sweet he was checking on me. He didn’t have to, but he knew that Blair and I were friends. Sisters,… — Barbara C. Doyle Copy Share Image
What's so great about working with really funny women is that vanity comes second. Whatever makes it real and funny, they're going… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
I'd like to sing you a song now about my old girlfriend. It's called "They'll Find Her When the Leaves Blow Away… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“The Labyrinth, a walled garden where humans tortured plants and flowers into growing in straight lines and sharp corners so unnatural that… — Jon Evans Copy Share Image
“I'm the poster boy for no movement." "I think the girls disagree with that statement. I've seen your pictures on the Internet.… — Jesikah Sundin Copy Share Image
If you find a saint who has no sense of humour, then he is not a saint at all. Impossible. His very… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
“Are we going to be stupid?” she whispered. “Define stupid.” “Anything that involves either one of us exposing our favorite body parts.”… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
Without laughter life on our planet would be intolerable. So important is laughter to us that humanity highly rewards members of one… — Steve Allen Copy Share Image
“Now if you are told that some piece of information will come as a shock to you, the chances are that you… — Walter R. Brooks Copy Share Image
The way I approach any role, whether it's comedy or drama, I like to look for the truth first. I think comedy… — Matt McGorry Copy Share Image
I was never consciously rebellious but I suppose comedy is a sort of act of rebellion isnt it? Coming from a quite… — Hugh Dennis Copy Share Image
I think you have to have a sense of humor about every movie that you're doing. Your character needs to be relatable… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Television's perfect. You turn a few knobs, a few of those mechanical adjustments at which the higher apes are so proficient, and… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
Education always continues. We all know that beauty fades, but what stays is a person's personality, their sense of humor, their wit,… — Stephanie Seymour Copy Share Image
There's so much tragedy in people that we see every day that we don't have to make anything up. We don't have… — Eric Drooker Copy Share Image
In general, even when I'm not doing political comedy, I want to be clever and find the least confrontational way to say… — Varun Grover Copy Share Image
I did an event in Washington, and it was like we lifted a sea.Immediately after [9/11], there was a stunned shock -… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I can't be naturalistic enough to make it sound real. So instead, I just wander around aimlessly knowing that I'll be funny… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
![“I did an event in Washington, and it was like we lifted a sea.Immediately after [9/11], there was a stunned shock - kind of this feeling of "What do we do now?" I started performing, and there was a catharsis in the laughing. People started to be able to laugh again. Laughter can be many things…” quote by Robin Williams](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/018/robin-williams-682_able_i-did-an-event-in-washington-and-it-was_1713691.jpg)
