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I went to the Home Depot, which was unnecessary. I need to go to the Apartment Depot. Which is just a big… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
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Personally I don't spend much time thinking about being funny. For me it's always been just a way to get by, a… — Wendy Wasserstein Copy Share Image
Being funny with a funny voice is more my comfort zone, a broader character that I try to humanize, a kind of… — Hank Azaria Copy Share Image
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[I] could see how nervous everybody was in the beginning and how silent it was when we had trouble with the artificial… — William DeVries Copy Share Image
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And regardless of the fact that in this country, certainly in the arts, we treat comedy as a second-class citizen, I've never… — Jeff Daniels Copy Share Image
In sitcoms, the women are so beautiful, understanding and well-bred. They have humor, but sort of display it with a twinkle of… — Bea Arthur Copy Share Image
“They trigger creativity, because they make us so vulnerable and open our heart to become its large self. Buddhist philosopher Joanna Macy… — Matthew Fox Copy Share Image
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There's comedy in tragedy, and tragedy in comedy. There's always light and dark in most jobs. Whether it's framed as a comedy,… — Harry Treadaway Copy Share Image
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Let your personality, and sense of humor shine through, that's whats makes you, you. Even God had a sense of humor. Just… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
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![“I'm also discovering that while they seem to believe that I do not require sleep, my husband (who also doubles as their father) has the ability to morph into an invisible and supremely evasive nocturnal being, with powers so stealthy as to evade capture by the aliens [children] that had invaded…” quote by Dallas Louis](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/acf/dallas-louis-230045_humor_i-m-also-discovering-that-while-they-see_607322.jpg)
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