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I really loved working on comedy. Most of my roles have been very dramatic and involved lots of emotional work and crying… — Chloe Noelle Copy Share Image
It's like that old expression: "Men plan and god laughs." You sort of see that in the television world, where you have… — Vince Gilligan Copy Share Image
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After 'Melancholia' and 'On the Road,' I wanted to do a comedy. And I did so many comedies when I was younger,… — Kirsten Dunst Copy Share Image
“Bob poured and brought two cups over, hardly rattling them on the saucers. "Drink up. This should restore your inner bitch." Bailey… — Mark All Copy Share Image
Who I was was not acceptable to black L.A. youth: the way I spoke and my sense of humor. Everybody else had… — Issa Rae Copy Share Image
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“Stairs. This is Hell. Hell is stairs, was all Theo could think. I'd sell my soul for a goddamn elevator. But I… — Tad Williams Copy Share Image
“Let's see... "Advanced Flanking Theory", by U.R. Skrood. "Fighting on the Grid", by Minnie Churse. "Moving on Diagonals", by Wun and Ahaff.… — Rich Burlew Copy Share Image
There are two types of actors. There's the actors who can acknowledge that they could never do standup comedy. Then there's the… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
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I think Pringles initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
“Fuck damn ,” said Conté, totally unable to help himself when the sums involved vanished over his mental horizon. “Beg pardon, Doña… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
You can think of Hollywood as high school. TV actors are freshmen, comedy actors are maybe juniors, and dramatic actors - they're… — Owen Wilson Copy Share Image
“Seymour looked around the Tucson McDonald's. There were white people and Mavajos; there were people who preferred their Quarter Pounders with cheese… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
I miss you so much and so does everyone else. We all miss you and wish you a speedy recovery. We especially… — Arcine Arciniegas Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I hate him. When he does the dishes, he shakes off each one before setting it in the drying rack. Water… — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
“At the age of six, the criteria for handsome was simply: "Is he not related to me?" and "Have I seen him… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
When I watch a romantic comedy, I feel like they're selling something that doesn't exist. Two beautiful, but extremely unpleasant, people are… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
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Up to now, America has not been a good milieu for the rise of a mass movement. What starts out here as… — Eric Hoffer Copy Share Image
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“Venerable age had not, for him, arranged that derelict landscape against which it is privileged to sit and pick its nose, break… — William Gaddis Copy Share Image
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“...Opal is dead, and I don't see how a healer can change that! It's not something to joke about." Joke?" Then Owen… — Flavia Bujor Copy Share Image
On the other hand, the pleasure caused by laughter, even on the stage, is not an unadulterated enjoyment; it is not a… — Henri Bergson Copy Share Image
“She made an impatient noise. "By the Angel, you don't know anything about your kid, do you? Do you even really know… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Ironically, the only way to see clearly is to stand at a distance. You might be focused, but that doesn't mean you… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
“You had no right." Oh, yes, he did. He suggested, "Why don't you write that down. Put it in my handwriting. Perhaps… — Judith Ivory Copy Share Image
I don't think that comedy is going to affect or change anything. I remember back in 2004 people were like, "How does… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
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