“Although they probably know that some children were used and some children are used as miners, most adults are ignorant of the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Wrath: look at how their folklore portrays our species. There's Dracula for Christ's sake, an evil bloodsucker who preys on the defenseless.… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
“I AM ALL ABOUT SELF-DETERMINATION. Will. Control. I determine my path in life. I decide my failures and successes. Screw fate. Destiny… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“What is there," Owain wondered aloud, to the sky above him and the soil below, "persuades this man still that my words… — Edith Pargeter Copy Share Image
“As the author of Lost Wife, Saw Barracuda - True Stories from a Sharm el Sheikh Scuba Diving Instructor, I know a… — John Kean Copy Share Image
“Ever since the robot was first invented, there have been people who swear up and down that this marks the first step… — Weston Locher Copy Share Image
Remember that the wit, humour, and jokes of most mixed companies are local. They thrive in that particular soil, but will not… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“I stretched as those three little words that every girl longs to hear slipped from his mouth with effortless ease. As though… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I went to the butchers to buy a leg of lamb. "Is it Scotch?", I asked. "Why?" the butcher said in reply.… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
“Woman, you got a mouth on you." "It's not 1955 any longer. Women swear as much as men." "I miss women who… — Edie Ramer Copy Share Image
I realized over the years if I'm writing about humor, irony, satire, I much prefer to do that in English. And if… — Elif Safak Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy is all you. It's your show, it's your game. You control every aspect of it - of that experience and… — Bryan Callen Copy Share Image
“Verily, for nine hundred years have I lost. Everyone I knew is dead, the empire gone, and who knows in what state… — Michael J. Sullivan Copy Share Image
Look, we can definitively agree that cable is far superior to network. That isn't to say that there can't be a great… — Damon Lindelof Copy Share Image
“They have no sense of humour whatsoever – even Bunty has a sense of humour compared with our hosts. They have united… — Kate Atkinson Copy Share Image
A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street and .… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“Cade thought about this. “Let me get this straight—you secretly pretend to like poetry to impress the smart girl in your English… — Julie James Copy Share Image
“I don't like him." Looking from Kale to Alex, Ginger said, "I don't like cabbage. Do you see me taking on the… — Jus Accardo Copy Share Image
“It's also important to read the newspaper every day to see how the pope is doing. Here in Rome, the pope's health… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
“Hey," said Shadow. "Huginn or Muninn, or whoever you are." The bird turned, head tipped, suspiciously, on one side, and it stared… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“Ah, sahib. I know you just come to comfort a old man left to live by hisself. Soomintra say I too old-fashion.… — V.S. Naipaul Copy Share Image
The salvation of the world depends on the men who will not take evil good-humouredly, and whose laughter destroys the fool instead… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
If you're using comedy to shame people for getting informed and questioning authority, you're not doing comedy, you're doing propaganda, 'cause comedy… — Jimmy Dore Copy Share Image
“That drew a laugh from Jessamy, but he said, after a moment: “You had better flay me. It was my fault—all my… — Georgette Heyer Copy Share Image
“It was not long after that Ganesh saw a big new notice in the shop, painted on cardboard. ‘Is Leela self who… — V.S. Naipaul Copy Share Image
“Now Antonia had observed the air, with which Don Christoval had kissed this same hand; But as She drew conclusions from it… — Matthew Gregory Lewis Copy Share Image
“We go to school so that when we grow up we can make lots of money, and we make lots of money… — R.M. ArceJaeger Copy Share Image
If I could sew comedy and philosophy together, then I've done a good job. The primary goal is always going to be… — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
I think humor is actually a very serious thing. I think the people who shaped culture, for the better, in the last… — John Lurie Copy Share Image
Well, by now, I hope people would know the films of Peggy Ahwesh. I actually stole the title of 'Certain Women' from… — Kelly Reichardt Copy Share Image
“It was true. After our divorce, I'd ended up in a slight relationship with my last research assistant, Aurelia Feinstein, age 34-though… — marisha Pessl Copy Share Image
“Who is this lady?" he asked me. "Britomartis," I said. "The Lady of Nets." Leo looked dubious. "Does that include basketball and… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
And you know, whether it's drama or comedy, the best work is based on truth. It's just that, with comedy, the circumstances… — Tony Hale Copy Share Image
“Werewolves never joke about age,” he said solemnly. “Why not?” Connor shrugged, a smile teasing his lips. “I dunno,” he finally admitted.… — Rose Wynters Copy Share Image
“Everton" (Francis) Alex turned his head to view a rainbow peacock mask bobbing toward him. "Good Lord, Francis, you are replendent," he… — Suzanne Enoch Copy Share Image
“He smiled ostentatiously to show himself reasonable and nice. "I'm not saying that to be cruel and insulting," he continued with cruel… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“What the hell was going on, why did I care, and why, oh why, did I not carry a pocket rocket in… — Lisa Sanchez Copy Share Image
During the course of a day, some dark feeling comes, maybe some sadness comes, some thrill, some great happiness, some strange humor.… — David Lynch Copy Share Image
“The truly smart, having discovered they are cleverer than the people around them, soon learn that the smartest thing of all for… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“6th grade. My dog, Katie, is hit by a car and killed. A mean girl during recess says it committed suicide because… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
