“Jessica, you are a pain in the arse, do you know that? If I were not so immensely fond of you, I… — Loretta Chase Copy Share Image
Working with David Gordon Green, and Jonah Hill, and Michael Cera, and Drew Barrymore, and all of those people - those are… — Ari Graynor Copy Share Image
Male comics are always coming up to me and they're like 'Hey Natasha. Don't you think you're a little attractive to be… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
“I’ve gotten my Phosphor to work at last.” Henry proudly brandished the object. “It functions on the principle of witchlight but is… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I loved getting to study to languages at university, but the loss of diligence and dedication to my studies as my focus… — Ivo Graham Copy Share Image
It's like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. If you can frame your show in… — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
I love humor. I always will fall back on humor. That's something that I think you can't ever get enough of and,… — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
“You think I gave you crack ?" "Maybe." Is there anything about me that screams crack?" He grinned as he swayed. "Your… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
Women's humor seems to be a little more supportive. It's just kind of trying to make the other one laugh through funny… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
“She was satisfied with the answer God had given Moses from the burning bush when Moses had seen fit to question. Who… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Six saw a caterpillar.' 'What kind?' 'Green, with purple and white zigzags.' 'I see,' Thaniel said slowly. Liking children did not keep… — Natasha Pulley Copy Share Image
Germans try to categorize films: in a comedy, you just laugh and in a drama, you're not allowed to laugh. I don't… — Fatih Ak?n Copy Share Image
“You made me laugh at your jokes. You made me cry at your criticism. You made me shout at your lies. Then… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
“His arms went round my waist. He had a big grin, full of teeth like stars. "You saying you're the jealous sort,Scar?"… — A.C. Gaughen Copy Share Image
“Who’s Beth?” Keri asked. “The bartender at your wedding.” “Oh, that’s right. How could I forget when my husband almost got thrown… — Shannon Stacey Copy Share Image
“The young man is currently standing in the hallway, dripping on the handmade silk rug that the Emperor of the Indies presented… — Patricia C. Wrede Copy Share Image
All I knew is that I loved movies and comedy and TV, and I wanted to perform. I made a bunch of… — Ed Helms Copy Share Image
I've always adored the filmmaker Sam Fuller. The first time I watched 'Shock Corridor' was such a magnificent discovery. I love his… — Lisa Lutz Copy Share Image
There's a late-night scene in every town, and everyone has something going on, ... I've heard good stories about (Syracuse); this is… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
“As Tristan left the darkroom he heard Lacey’s soap opera voice. “And so our two heroes part,” she said, “blinded by love,… — Elizabeth Chandler Copy Share Image
“Remember the 'meet-cute'? The charming encounter at the bookstore, the chance meeting at a coffee shop, the accidental bump-in at the dog… — Ronen Dancziger Copy Share Image
“It was an ugly flower, pink with yellow-tipped stamens sticking out of the center. It deserved to die. Zoe pulled the hammer… — Pamela Todd Copy Share Image
“Do you have swollen humor nodes, by that key nutrients square measure blocked from coming into the blood by harmful toxins. A… — Ron bouster Copy Share Image
“The patter of tentative footfalls reached my ears. I flipped on my side to face the door and saw Ansel wander by.… — Andrea Cremer Copy Share Image
On a traffic light green means 'go' and yellow means 'yield', but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means 'hold… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“MARIE ,THE MADAM-She has the looks of Liz Taylor and the brains of a Wall Street broker. " We were lovers for… — Jeri Estes Copy Share Image
“Yes," said Margaret, smiling. "You don't have three dead cats on your mantlepiece." Dane stopped short. "DEAD CATS?" he repeated incredulously, taken… — Sarah Brazytis Copy Share Image
“Time isn't an orderly stream. Time isn't a placid lake recording each of our ripples. Time is viscous. Time is a massive… — Charles Yu Copy Share Image
I do films which get me out of my comedian routine so that I don't get bored being a stand-up comedian. And… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
“Twinkle the Destroyer wasn't alone, it seemed. There were more gnomes than I thought. Pip the Bringer of Pain, Chauncey the Devourer… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
“Finding a life partner is like choosing a bed. You need one as a friend either in times of health or sickness.… — Isman H. Suryaman Copy Share Image
“Man is not the only animal known to practice cannibalism. He is, however, the only animal capable of arranging it on a… — David Raffin Copy Share Image
“What have you done to your hair?” Mom’s broken voice said, pinning me back to this tiny hospital room. “Holy shit!” Icka… — Phoebe Kitanidis Copy Share Image
“Sally laughed. "When you first told me you were interested in Decebel, I honestly thought that there was no way you two… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“How would this do: and they all settled down and lived together happily ever after?' 'It will do well, if it ever… — J.R.R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
In the eighties, there was a huge shift in the humor of Japanese television. Up until then, the humor was garnered by… — Hirokazu Kore-eda Copy Share Image
There's sometimes when I feel really balanced, and there's other times when I feel like I'm trying to keep juggling too many… — Michael Franti Copy Share Image
“Urban Outfitters, eh," said Beverley. "That explains the Dr Denim shirt." "My mum bought me that," I said. "And you think that's… — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
“Suddenly the door opened and in stomped a giant reeking of the river, and before anyone knew what was happening, he had… — Bohumil Hrabal Copy Share Image
The worst thing you can do as a comedy director is be on set and think of something ridiculous, or an actor… — Todd Phillips Copy Share Image
