I don't know, people take chances on stage. It's a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
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When I was in college I wrote for a newspaper there called the 'Every Three Weekly,' which, like a lot of college… — Megan Ganz Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't really know what 'selling out' is exactly. I would sell out if I could, but nobody's buying it. I would… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Liverpudlians have an amazing sense of humour, and they're very loyal and warm. All my family and friends are there, so when… — Jodie Comer Copy Share Image
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In Switzerland, on a high mountain, not far from Lucerne, there is a lake they call Pilate's Pond, which the Devil has… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
I think I could have a funnier, more economic sets. But that's the comedy I do. And I understand if people aren't… — David Cross Copy Share Image
“However like all little animals, it has to be nurtured and fed. It needs humour, interest, joy, love, compassion and a healthy… — Amos van der Merwe Copy Share Image
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“Turner didn't have to put up with this. He had enough trouble with George's sarcasm. He held his hand. "Keys please." Her… — Barbara Elsborg Copy Share Image
The difference between tragedy and comedy is the difference between experience and intuition. In the experience we strive against every condition of… — Christopher Fry Copy Share Image
I believe that when people try to live their life at the fullest, there's a certain laughter that comes out of it.… — Takashi Miike Copy Share Image
“In case I’m not around to save your luscious ass, I wanted to know about the garage.” She tipped her head, then… — Lori Foster Copy Share Image
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“Do you see that man in the black Porsche?" I asked the women. They squinted out at Ranger. "Yes," they said."Your partner."… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
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“I don't see why you two can't get along." "It is a personality issue," Rathenridge muttered. Dentin looked at him. No emotion,… — Rachel Rossano Copy Share Image
“I thought you'd be better at this." "Why?" Bridget shrugged. "'Cause your dad's a cop." "Right," Matt said, shifting his body so… — Gretchen McNeil Copy Share Image
Today's toys contain computer chips, so they can move and talk; this stimulates the mind of your child. Notice I say "your… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“A lack of communication with horses has impeded human progress, said Abrenuncio. If we ever broke down the barriers, we could produce… — Gabriel García Márquez Copy Share Image
All good writers across the board, if they're dealing with real tragedy, they will give you comedy in it. And if they're… — Chukwudi Iwuji Copy Share Image
“Gorgeous,” he murmured. She chuckled. “Think you’l say that in five months or so? When I waddle like a duck and you… — Cherrie Lynn Copy Share Image
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“I love Paul O'Neill, but you could not pay me enough to work for him again" one official told me. "the man… — Charles Duhigg Copy Share Image
“KM: Yes. Mrs. Lopez, she's human. And you know, clearly, she'd like people to show some appreciation for her hard work. But… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“The old woman had an old dog, but he hardly counted any more. He was so old that he looked like a… — Richard Brautigan Copy Share Image
What's so funny is people are like, 'Why do you just post pictures of cats?' I said, 'If you don't want to… — Beth Ostrosky Stern Copy Share Image
“I can honestly say, with complete disappointment, that I have never purged in my life, because I have what I call a… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the… — Ron White Copy Share Image
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“Angel si zvedne obraz k nosu a začichá. Nakrčí nos, začichá znovu, pak si obrázek zasune do boční kapsy brašny. Všimne si,… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Dave brought a knife and a gun to a comedy show. Because of a disagreement about whether or not comedy clubs are… — Lindy West Copy Share Image
“Beside me, Molly rolled her shoulders in a few jerky motions and pushed at her hair in fitful little gestures. She tugged… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
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Think of fear as a 2-year-old child who doesn't want to go grocery shopping with you. Because you must buy groceries, you'll… — Jack Canfield Copy Share Image
I think the saddest moments in life have humor in them. I have a memory of coming home from a funeral with… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
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