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I remember watching that show [Golden Girls] with my parents and not totally understanding it. Like, a lot of comedy flew over… — June Diane Raphael Copy Share Image
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Comedy can reach many more people than, say, a serious lecture on the topic. And comedy might just be the access point… — Aasif Mandvi Copy Share Image
When you making a piece of comedy entertainment, the audience is a big component there. You do have to end up getting… — Jason H. Moore Copy Share Image
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