Seriousness is equated with responsibility, when, in fact, I think we would be much more responsible if we had more joy and… — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
“Courage is not beating up the bully or letting the bully beat you up, it is standing strong before the bully and… — Toni Sorenson Copy Share Image
If you're into comedy, you will know what the show is about. We have so many comedy geeks, comedy enthusiasts, fanatical people… — Rhys Darby Copy Share Image
“But my mother was aglow. She had a continuing fascination with celebrities, and now she had one of her own. She was… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
I was booked into the Riviera Hotel in Las Vegas with three other comedians. We all were using the Riviera in-house shampoo,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“You've heard about the knitter's handshake? Two hands go in for the grab-and-shake, but at the last minute, they veer to the… — Clara Parkes Copy Share Image
“Only someone you know is going to assume you know them by saying 'it's me.' It's strangers who use names, since they… — Tara K. Harper Copy Share Image
Because I produce a comedy festival and because I write and all of that stuff, I've seen the relationship that actors can… — Janet Varney Copy Share Image
“I'll talk to him before I go," Carlos grumbled. "And what about the girls?" Toni asked. "They need you, Carlos." "They need… — Kerrelyn Sparks Copy Share Image
You'll hear people say it's racist to test. Folks, it's racist not to test. Because guess who gets shuffled through the system… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
My influences are a wide variety: from Dave Chappelle stand-up comedy specials on YouTube, to watching chick-flick comedy movies, to scrolling through… — Rich Brian Copy Share Image
There are a lot of explorations on TV of romantic relationships, and some are good and some are bad. I think there… — David Shore Copy Share Image
Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label… — Peter Sellers Copy Share Image
“A brick is a biographical film in which a young orphan brick from the wrong side of the track grows up to… — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“The thought of abandoning his friend to save himself was never an option. He collapsed, pushing even closer to Raimie. Pressing his… — Wendy Owens Copy Share Image
So, Im thinking of a name for a villain that has a sense of humor. I thought of The Joker as a… — Jerry Robinson Copy Share Image
“He grinned, and right then it occurred to him that he hadn't enjoyed himself so much with a woman in a very… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
When Steampunk meets adventure and adventure meets comedy and comedy meets ingenuity and ingenuity meets charm and charm meets wonder and wonder… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
“He’s a dumb ass,” Emilio said to me. “I’m almost finished.” The second he was out of earshot, Marcus sauntered back up… — Sarah Ockler Copy Share Image
I see the relationship sincerity/humor differently. Instead of seeing a balance between them, I see them more inextricably linked, as if one… — Alex Lemon Copy Share Image
“Staring at my smoldering hot date, her husband stands tall for the first time in a decade, adjusting his toupee while flashing… — Brett Tate Copy Share Image
As a writer, I haven't delved into dramatic writing. As an actor, I could always, even more so than comedy, do drama.… — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
“Cthulhu seems like kind of a wuss if he can be trapped by a sinking island or killed by a boat." "That’s… — Kenneth Hite Copy Share Image
I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so smart, and what… — Wendy Liebman Copy Share Image
“ 'Not drinking?' Collin asked coolly. 'I only drink the blood of virgins,' Logan quipped. 'You must be dehydrated then.' A slow… — Lia Black Copy Share Image
After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I would have to ask the questioner. I haven't had a chance to ask the questioners the question they've been questioning. On… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it's painful, and if… — Dick Cavett Copy Share Image
“The other package has pieces of dried stag stick. The pups like chewing on those." "What's a stag stick?" Meg asked, taking… — Anne Bishop Copy Share Image
I've grown up around some incredibly funny people, which has been a blessing and curse because now I've been completely spoiled in… — Dan Levy Copy Share Image
“What are your pleasures and pursuits, Lord Moncrieffe?" Miss Eversea asked too brightly, when the silence had gone on for more than… — Julie Anne Long Copy Share Image
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very… — Pierre Marie Gallois Copy Share Image
“Maxine,” Grant said, but I barely heard him. I was lost in that vision, in those emotions—the pain, and hunger for pain,… — Marjorie M. Liu Copy Share Image
They don't tend to feature the kind of vaginas I like in adult films. I tend to like a thick, heavy pussy… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
“When an answer finally comes to me, I know I've completely lost all my wits - or as my mama used to… — Brandy Nacole Copy Share Image
I love 'Another Round.' It's Heben Nigatu and Tracy Clayton's podcast that's through BuzzFeed, and they're real funny and really themselves. And… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
I have this horrible sense of humor where I think discomfort is funny - partly because I experience discomfort a lot, and… — Joaquin Phoenix Copy Share Image
“I said that additionally, since I was planning to nurse, it be best if you were off the breast before I came… — Suzanne Finnamore Copy Share Image
“It is easy to be calm when there is nothing to worry about, Eragon. The true test of your self-control, however, is… — Christopher Paolini Copy Share Image
“Wolfe still paid no attention to me. As a matter of fact, I didn't expect him to, since he was busy taking… — Rex Stout Copy Share Image
