For me to make a living acting silly for as long as I can get away with it, I think the most… — Steve-O Copy Share Image
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I have a basic theorem as to how I do my jokes. Growing up, I knew when to cross the line and… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
You have to keep a sense of humor about yourself, more than anything else. You've got to take the issues very seriously,… — Robert Reich Copy Share Image
“...it is worth looking closer and remembering something Marcos Alvito told me: Statistics are like a bikini. They show so much, but… — Dave Zirin Copy Share Image
This is an ugly and mean world, and only to spite it we mustn't weep. If you want to know, this is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I tell ya, I don't get no respect ... Last week, my wife told me that she was going to cut me… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I travel with a boom box. When I get on a plane, I stuff the power cord for the boom box into… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
We use similar products. Our focus industry is healthcare and hospitality. But we haven?t done anything interactive. The first day full of… — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I'll create more comedy. It's just when I shut off and stay… — Ron White Copy Share Image
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Comedy is grievances. It's a recitation of grievances - whether they're inconsequential, superficial - like "my wife shops too much", or "kids… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
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For health and the constant enjoyment of life, give me a keen and ever present sense of humor; it is the next… — George Barrell Cheever Copy Share Image
“Could you bring me to Rita’s house before we go to the airport?” I ask. “There’s one last thing I need to… — L.H. Cosway Copy Share Image
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All we do is watch The Wire and go out to dinner with our friends. I wish I could tell you that… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
“[ When asked what he wants for his tombstone epitaph ] Since I'm an atheist, and have no belief whatsoever in life… — Richard Bartle Copy Share Image
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“Maxwell Arbus was the reason Saul lost an eye?" "Yes," Millie answers stiffly. "But that was a long time ago. Saul has… — Andrea Cremer Copy Share Image
I'd love for my ambition and will and intellect and sense of humour to define me as well. I'm definitely responsible for… — Eva Mendes Copy Share Image
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“I am Prince Horace!" "And I'm the Grand Turnip of China!" cutwater snickered. "Dim-witted villains!" shouted the Prince. "I command you to… — Sid Fleischman Copy Share Image
When you watch a comedy special, you see the glitz and glamour. But what you don't see is when it doesn't work… — Deon Cole Copy Share Image
“I have been cheated. The file had a few pieces of worthless information about me and some of my performance reviews (which… — Emily Harper Copy Share Image
Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records weren't about comedy. They were about protests,… — Ice Cube Copy Share Image
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There is nothing more electric than watching a live performance, especially something like improv, comedy, or music - where no two shows… — Randi Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
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